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Triumph the Insult Comic Dog at the Republican National Convention (Video)



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hephaestion · 863 weeks ago

I just woke up from a horrible nightmare. In it, McCain went to Alaska, and while he was shopping in a Family Dollar Store he found this trash-mouth Tina Fey look-alike clerk with a Mormon-polygamist-wife hairdo and he asked her to be his Vice Presidential running mate. She held insanely scary rightwing views, yet the American people actually LIKED her and ignored her freaky views because they were evidently hell-bent on having a trash-mouth Tina Fey look-alike clerk with a Mormon-polygamist-wife hairdo negotiating with Putin and dealing with global warming. Can you even IMAGINE a worse nightmare??
Palin is a hypocrite of the highest order, and she's more than a little misogynistic, it would appear. Funnily enough, so is John McCain. But there's more than meets the eye with this highly popular Senator.

First of all, forget about McCain's being such a "war hero". His handlers love to peddle that bullshit whenever anybody asks even a moderately hard question of this esteemed representative of the people. Why? They're thinking that nobody would dare challenge those hard-earned credentials, you un-American sonofabitch, you! But whenever somebody pierces that papier-mâché defense, the addle-pated McCain either becomes enraged or can't handle a simple declarative sentence, whichever comes first.

The truth is (okay, it's my opinion) that McCain is scared shitless of having his past revealed to an already fed-up public. He's no more heroic than Karl Rove – wait a minute, bad example...how about Dick Cheney – naw, or maybe, uh, George FratBoy™ Walker Fascist Bush? Well, you get the point, anyway. McCain is just another privileged punk who became a politician because it was easier than working for a living. Can you say "sing like a canary"? The North Vietnamese certainly thought he could. Can you say "protect financial figure because he's protecting you"? Charles Keating felt certain that was the case. And can you say "vote against veterans' benefits"? John McCain knows how. And can you say "there are absolutely no more American military personnel left in Vietnam" even though there has been a geyser of verifiable evidence to the contrary? Afterwards, of course, you verbally (and physically, sometimes) attack the questioners whose husbands, brothers, sons, and relatives had been missing for over a decade.

Screw John McCain and the horse he rode in on! Incidentally, if you think this election isn't important, then think again.

In conclusion, Mac Kane (as the North Vietnamese called him) is to be neither admired nor trusted. He's just another shuck-and-jive marionette who takes orders from his handlers, since he never learned to think for himself. What a tool!
Woo hoo! Would love to hear whether insult dog was able to get that pit bull in lipstick's phone number...

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