For Barack Obama's historic Inaugural Address:
"And then we go and look at...Lincoln's second inaugural'' etched on the wall of the memorial, Obama said, recounting his daughters' remarks to him. "And Sasha looks up, and she says, 'Boy, that's a long speech. Do you have to give one of those?' I said, 'Actually, that one's pretty short. Mine may even be a little longer.'
"At which point, then Malia turns to me and says, 'First African-American president. Better be good.''
Kids are scathing, uncarish and completely honest.
And Obama, it better be good.