From Maureen Dowd, I am only highlighting a few:
1. Skip the press conference, especially when your husband is copping to call girls, gay pickups in airport bathrooms or “tragic” and “forbidden” telenovela-style love stories. Stoicism at the skunk’s side is overrated and, as Larry Craig’s wife learned, sunglasses don’t help.
2. When there’s an Associated Press bulletin quoting your husband saying that he has found his soul mate but he’s going to try to fall back in love with you, change the locks. (At your second home, too.)
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8. Even if you’re a clever, competent woman, you risk sounding like a stereotypical harridan if you use the kids as a bludgeon and tell the press, as Jenny did: “You would think that a father who didn’t have contact with his children, if he wanted those children, he would toe the line a little bit.” When kids are involved, it’s best to chill when dishing out revenge.
9. Don’t slam his girlfriend for lying when you know she’s telling the truth. Don’t refer to the baby your rival had with your husband as “it.” Don’t trash a mistress, as Hillary and Elizabeth did, as a wacky stalker. No one — except the wife — blames the girlfriend as much as they blame the husband. Besides, you invite The Other Woman’s retaliation, as when Rielle decided — after watching Elizabeth spill to Oprah — that she might want that DNA test after all.
If you did not read this click on the link above and read it ALL. Most importantly, don't put your dirty married affairs in the news, a.k.a. the A.P. as the Sanfords did. Sadly, both Jenny and Mark Sanford are jokes now and to the point that South Carolina just want them to go away.
Tip Jenny, really, if your husband comes out and says he "has to fall back in love with you", girlfriend it is time to take your millions, your check book and BOUNCE. What woman want to hear that noise from a husband that is confessing he found the love of his life, his soulmate and he ain't talking about YOU.. He has done nothing but embarrass and humiliate you. GIRL MOVE THE FUCK ON......
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